Armageddon doesn’t have to be dull! Why not help it along and become fabulously wealthy while you’re at it?!
You are Rich Savage. Born into a life of extreme wealth and privilege, you must use all the skills and finances at your disposal in order to own everything in the world! Show the planet how incredible you know you are by monopolising the media and using it to help you avoid a riff-raff revolution!
Scheme your way out of scandal!
Schmooze your way out of public uprising!
Dodge your way out of financial meltdown!
Bluff your way out of environmental catastrophe!
Deal with all this, your dad, and much much more before your time on Earth runs out and you die!
So what are you waiting for?! Let’s get this media campaign of fear, misinformation and juicy celebrity gossip on the road and monetise the world!
– Own everything in the world!
– Become a master manipulator of the press!
– Kill your dad!*
– Climb the rich list!
– Keep the masses at bay!
– Experience being handsome!
– Watch the planet die in real-time!
*It has categorically been proven that Rich Savage Sr. died of a completely natural heart attack that wasn’t induced by his son’s tantrums.